Ever had this happen?????

So what we have here is a conundrum...... kinda like the moment when two, sometimes three bags of groceries, a purse, an umbrella and car keys have impaired the use of the arms and hands.....then by the some small miracle the pinky finger unlatches the car door, only to find that the whole juggling act is sabotaged by another car parked so close that it would be impossible even for Gumby to get in the car....and letting go of the door is not an option because that would dent the sabotor and chip the paint of one's own car. Please tell me I'm not alone with this......Which item should the contortionist put on the ground to shuffle the remaining items in the car? Not the purse....that risking the loss of something valuable like MONEY and IDENTITY....but would you really want to be the one who put the groceries down so that the canned goods would most likely (with my luck) roll down the parking lot....I would look pretty funny chasing cans but it would be better than suffering through Wal-Mart again! There is no way one would put down the car keys because they land in two places.....under the car and inbetween the console and the seat! Everyone knows the umbrella would blow away.....eh...let it go it only rains in Texas once every 100 days anyway, right. Oh and two weeks in March. Hmmmm......I wonder if we were training for this when we were encouraged to play twister as kids.----parents can be sneaky.